Things I have said to my boys this week!

 

 

Everybody has had those moments of "did I just say that?" It happens to me quite frequently so I decided to make a quick list of things that have actually come out of my mouth to my kiddos with in the last few days. Here we go.....

*Get your hand out of your butt!

 

*Yes son, you can paint your nails...just don't get it on the new rug!!

 

*Get off that rug w/ that pizza....yes, you can eat it on the couch (turns out once there is a newer furnishing the rule for the last new item is out the window. Thanks to the new rug the old "no eating on the couch" rule ...gone.)

 

*No, you CAN NOT fly even with that creature power disc!

 

*I will take you to chuck-e-cheese if you DO NOT do the fundraiser!!

 

*I will go on line and find you the lame fundraiser prize pen filled with bubble gum if you DO NOT do the fundraiser

 

*Why is there toothpaste in your hair?

 

*Why is there toothpaste on the mirror?

 

*Why is there toothpaste on your brother.

 

*Don't eat the book!"

 

*Don't spit on your brother!"

 

*Don't walk on your brother!"

 

*That is my laundry hamper not a fort!

 

*This is my bed, not a trampoline!

 

*No, I am going to the GROCERY store NOT to buy you a skylander guy.

 

*No, the $3 you have will not buy a skylander.

 

*Yes, you can use my glue gun and markers to make a train out of old boxes. 

 

*STOP pulling your baby brother in your homemade rickety train..

 

*NOOOOOOO!!! DON'T LET GO!!! THE BABY CAN'T WALK  YET!!!

 

*No, The baby can't eat your popcorn

 

*Get your toes out of the baby's mouth

 

*Why is the WHOLE roll of toilet paper in the toilet?

 

*No, you can't ride your bike down the steep hill, through the trees, in the forest!

 

*Sit on your hands!

 

*NO, I don't think  if you leave the flower, you made out of construction paper, outside that the bees will come pollinate it.

 

*We pee in the bathroom not on the trees...I mean the house is RIGHT THERE!

 

*You can not wear your Ben 10 pajamas to school!

 

*Do you have underwear on?

 

*Put some on!! YES!!! Even though you are already dressed!!

 

*NO MORE TALKING TIL YOU ARE COMPLETELY DRESSED! 

 

*NO MORE TALKING TIL YOU HAVE FINISHED EATING!

 

*NO MORE TALKING TIL YOU CAN SPEAK NICELY TO EACH OTHER!

 

*I don't really believe that you are sick but "just pretending to not be sick." In fact you running around like a mad man actually confirms my theory that you are  TOTALLY FINE!

 

*You are not staying home tomorrow unless you have a fever along with your  throwing up! ya know since you can gag yourself on anything! And okay, I'll admit, it is pretty impressive for a 6 yr old.... How very super model of you!

 

*Don't hold the dog by it's neck!!

 

*NO!! Your room is not clean!! Picking up a path of toys from the door to the bed and leaving the rest does not a clean room make!

 

*No, chips are not healthy!

 

*No, ice cream is not healthy!

 

*You can NOT have cookies for breakfast.

 

*Okay fine....eat a bowl of cereal and then you can have a cookie!  

 

*Is that pee or water?

 

*Thank you for my flower.  And why yes I will wear this flower weed in my hair, and probably forget and end up running errands w/ it in my hair....all day....all over town!

 

*Oh yes I do want stickers on my face! And yes I will probably go visit w/ the neighbor I don't know that well who will never tell me it's there!

 

*YOU SERIOUSLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FLY IF YOU JUMP OFF DADDY'S TRUCK!! YOU WILL DIE!! DO NOT DO IT!!!

These are a few I could think of on the spot. I'm sure there are many many  more.....maybe there will be a part two. Please comment with your favorite things you've said to your kids! I'd love to hear!!